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>> jimmy: thank you. this is great. hello, everybody. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in sunny southern california, where all eyes, or at least my eyes, were on lower manhattan where the first criminal trial against donald trump is underway. it is very crazy that on the monday after oj dies, the donald trump trial begins. it's almost like that's how it had to be. they couldn't exist simultaneously. the trial began at 10 a.m. with the court clerk announcing, "the people of the state of new york vs donald j. trump." followed by 15 minutes of thunderous applause. there is a gag order on trump, he is not allowed to make inflammatory statements about witnesses, families of courtroom staff or the case itself. so of course, on his way into the courtroom this morning, felonious monk immediately violated that order.

>> this is political persecution. this is a persecution like never before. nobody's ever seen anything like it. and, again, it's a case that should have never been brought. it's an assault on america, and that's why i'm very proud to be here. this is an assault on our country. >> jimmy: he's proud to be there. for the assault on our country. he's proud to be at his trial for paying off a p*rn star. who wouldn't be proud of that? gosh, i only wish his parents were alive to see it, god bless their souls. [ applause ] one thing he is right about when he says there's never been anything like this. because donald trump is the first former u.s. president to be tried for paying hush money to an adult film star who said his penis is shaped like a mushroom. lincoln never did that. this trial is expected to last six weeks, or until the courtroom sketch artist runs out of orange, whichever comes first. because it's a criminal trial, trump is required to be in court every day. four days a week from 9:30 to

4:30 for six weeks. and he has to sit quietly the whole time. that alone is going to drive him insane. it's like making an 8-year-old go to six weeks of church. so, of course, he's trying every way he can to get out of this. his son barron is graduating high school on may 17th. he asked the judge to excuse him for that, and even though the judge hasn't ruled on it yet, trump is already whining about it as if he did. >> as you know, my son is graduating from high school. it looks like the judge will not let me go to the graduation of my son, who has worked very, very hard. he is a great student. and i'm so proud of the fact that he did so well, and i was looking forward for years to have graduation with his mother and father there. it looks like the judge isn't going to allow me to escape the scam. it's a scam trial. >> jimmy: it's a criminal trial. he doesn't seem to understand. this scammer judge won't even let me go to graduation for this

son who was 4 months old when i cheated on his mother with the p*rn star i'm accused of paying off. [ applause ] unfortunately, the trial isn't televised, but there are reporters in the courtroom, including maggie haberman of the "new york times," who let us in on this little gem -- "trump appears to be sleeping. his head keeps dropping down and his mouth goes slack." followed by "trump has apparently jolted back awake, noticing the notes his lawyer passed him several minutes ago." if biden is "sleepy joe," i guess that makes you "dozo the clown." can you imagine if joe biden fell asleep in the court on the first day of his trial. trump would be calling him "comatose joe" and fox news would be talking about it until christmas. but not old donny napleseed. multiple reports said trump's head drooped until his chin hit his chest, which maybe he was just following the price of his truth social stock.

either way, it's nice to see that even donald trump is exhausted by donald trump. today was devoted to jury selection. they started with a pool of 500 jurors. they brought in the first 96 and right off the bat, half of them said they couldn't be fair and impartial, and so they were dismissed. so then they asked those who were left if any of them had read any of trump's books, and none of them had. see, that's why this needs to be televised, so we can see the look on his face when a bunch of people announce they never read any of his books. so no jurors were chosen today. trump says that he intends to testify in the case. which means he will absolutely not testify in the case. if convicted, he could face four years in prison. which is perfect, as soon as he gets out, he can run again! you know, we could do this all over. trump was in schnecksville, pennsylvania on saturday, where he explained to his loyal flock how far this country has fallen in his absence. >> just four years ago it was the exact opposite. we were the most respected

country in the world. we were the most respected that we were ever respected. >> jimmy: out of all the respect that had ever been respected, we were the most respected back then. and that wasn't even close to the quote of the night. you have to hand it to trump, on the weekend before his unprecedented criminal trial begins, he somehow overshadows it with this broken-brained interpretation of what happened at gettysburg during the civil war. buckle up everybody, this is an all-timer. >> gettysburg, what an unbelieve battle that was, the battle of gettysburg. what an unbelievable -- i mean, it was so much and so interesting and so vicious and horrible and so beautiful in so many different ways. it represented such a big portion of the success of this country. gettysburg, wow. i go to gettysburg, pennsylvania to look and to watch. and the statement of robert e. lee, who is no longer in favor, did you everst in notice that?

no longer in favor. never fight uphill, me boys, they were fighting uphill. wow, that was a big mistake. he lost his great general, and they were fighting. "never fight uphill, me boys", but it was too late. >> jimmy: i don't know. [ applause ] well, that was easily the funniest seizure i've ever seen. he always sounds like a kid who forgy he had an oral report due on that day. more than 50,000 americans killed each other over three days, at gettysburg, so i'm not exactly sure of what he meant by "beautiful," but let's give him the benefit of the doubt and go through it. guillermo, bring out the chalk board, if you would. now we have a transcript of what our former president said. and i'll just go through it. thank you, guillermo. >> guillermo: you're welcome. >> jimmy: gettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was. the battle of gettysburg. what an unbelievable. i mean, it was so much and so interesting and so vicious and

horrible and so beautiful in so many different ways. it -- it represented such a big portion of the success of this country. gettysburg, wow. i go to gettysburg, pennsylvania, to look and to watch. and, uh, the statement of robert e. lee, who's no longer in favor. did you ever notice that? no longer in favor. 'never fight uphill, me boys. never fight uphill.' they were fighting uphill. he said, 'wow, that was a big mistake.' he lost his great general. and, uh, they were fighting. 'never fight uphill, me boys!' but it was too late." [ applause ] >> jimmy: when you see it written out, it makes a lot more sense. i'm just going to give that a grade. and f-plus, right? robert e. lee said "never fight

uphill, me boys!"?? was he a leprechaun? you can have that, guillermo. >> guillermo: all right. >> jimmy: "never fight uphill, me boys." and do buy a mepillow!" that was something special get that man on drunk history. and by the way, schnecksville? where he was speaking? is two and a half hours away from gettysburg! he wasn't even at gettysburg. but don't tell schnecky greene he wasn't there. he is all over the place. thirteen minutes after his trial started today, he posted not one, not two, but three separate videos boasting about winning his golf tournament at his country club. unhappy gilmore did not qualify for the masters this weekend, he was cheated out of that too! which is a shame, because i think he got a shout-out from jim nantz >> got away with a poor swing there. >> he knows it. he also knows there is a ticklish little pitch coming up. >> jimmy: i'm pretty sure jim was saying "pitch," but maybe not!

that's the kind of talk that could get me to start watching golf. and then we have maybe the biggest story of the year so far, a bombshell announcement from gary, the golden bachelor, and his bride. >> teresa and i have had a number of heart to heart conversations, and we've looked closely at our situation, our living situation and so forth. and we've kind of come to the conclusion mutually. >> uh-huh. >> that it's probably time for us to dissolve our marriage. >> get a divorce? >> yes. >> three months after getting married? >> yes. >> yes. >> jimmy: three months? gary takes peas longer than that marriage lasted. i think there should be a law, or at least an fcc rule, that says if you get married on tv, you have to get divorced on tv too >> i see your rings. will you have to give your rings back?

do you give the dress back? >> i think that's the rule. i think i have to give this ring back. sad to say. >> but we don't have to give back the memories. >> jimmy: nice spin, gary. actually, i checked with abc legal, and you do have to give the memories back. the timing is particularly good. this is emmy magazine. it's this week's issue. there is an ad for the show that says "it might just make you believe in love again." or not, i guess. so i guess gary and theresa won't be filing a joint return this year. today, as i hope you know, is tax day. i hope you're aware of that. the bad news is, taxes are due. the good news is, starting tomorrow, all our accountants finally have time to hang out again. which will be fun. the deadline to file is midnight tonight, so we've still got around 15 minutes to squeeze in a few more write offs. we have a lot of weird costumes and props that didn't quite make it on the air this year, and with that said, it's time for our second annual "last minute tax day deduction parade!"

[ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: here they come. it's the liberty bell and piece of popcorn. elvis and a spaceship. hi there. we've got humpty dumpty. we got a cookie and a somebody's -- keep 'em coming. here we go. oh, we got a care bear with a tooth. is that it? ♪ and a -- all right, there we go.

thank you, guys. thank you so much. and spider dog. all right. hey, you know what? it's not the macy's parade, but it's something. happy pride, everyone. we have an extra fun show for you tonight, riley keough is here. we've got music from black pumas, and we'll be right back with seth meyers. so stick around. ♪ >> lou: abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by america's best contacts and eyeglasses.

♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to our show. tonight, a multitalented human. her new show on hulu is called "under the bridge." riley keough is with us tonight. [ cheering ] then later, from austin, texas, their album is called "chronicles of a diamond," black pumas from the don julio stage. [ cheering ] you can see, if you care to, you can see black pumas live at mavis staples' 85th all-star birthday concert this thursday at the youtube theater here in l.a. join us all this week, we've got new shows with zendaya, rob mcelhenney, nick offerman, jack antonoff, bleachers, olivia dean and chris stapleton. so please join us for all that. our first guest is a hard-working american treasure, he has podcasts, one with

lonely island, another with his brother josh, and his show "late night with seth meyers," airs the minute ours ends over on nbc. he's here in l.a. to have work done. please welcome seth meyers! ♪ [ applause ] >> well, well, well, this is so exciting! >> jimmy: great to have you here. you look very sharp tonight. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're all dressed up. >> yeah, i don't dress up for my show anymore, but i dress up for you. >> jimmy: thank you. i feel like you're at my funeral or something. it's very kind. >> i feel like i should know, the reason i don't dress up for my show, it's on later, 12:30, at night:00. i realize no one who is watching is wearing a suit. >> jimmy: no one who is watching is wearing a sweater either. you really by that logic should

be hosting the show in your underpants or pajamas. >> you know what? all you ever have is good ideas. i always feel like it's unsettling to watch a talk show host as a guest on a different talk show. >> jimmy: a little bit, right? >> it's like seeing your doctor go to another doctor. you're like why don't you know why you're sick? >> jimmy: and do you like being the guest? >> i don't. >> jimmy: yeah, i don't either. >> first of all, our lives are made so much fuller by the fascinating guests that come on our show. but i don't have an interesting life. all have i is a life where i hear interesting people tell their stories. when you say what have you been up to? i talked to jessica lange last week. you want to know what she is up to? jessica lange is living a very full life. >> jimmy: what is jessica up to? >> she is doing a show on broadway, and it's fantastic. also, let me tell you the worst part about being a guest on a talk show. black puma has been on my show. riley keough has been on my show. tonight is the first time i

realize we're not exclusive. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> i saw riley. it was very awkward. oh, so you're doing a left these. >> jimmy: it is funny when you see that. i often see our guests. we have them on monday. and two nights later they're on your show. i thought i was special. >> there was a thing and now you're just doing the rounds. >> jimmy: are your kids here? >> no, my kids are not here. it's a school week for them. so they're not here. >> jimmy: okay. so you don't pull them out of school for silly reasons? >> yeah, i think it would be weird to tell their teacher i want them to see me on kimmel live. the teach worry be is that not going to be televised? all right, fair point, fair point. >> jimmy: how old are your kids? >> 8, 6, and the little girl is 2 1/2. >> jimmy: and are they excited about trump's criminal trial, the first day? >> the boys are. the girl thinks he is being railroaded. she feels as though this is law fair. by the way you pulled a fast one

on me. you invited me to be on the show. this is very exciting for me. the first time on the show. i'll cancel my shows this week. i realize you got me out here because it's the first week of the criminal trial. that's why i'm dark this week. >> jimmy: i was wondering about that, because this is a terrible night. listen, there are some nights a lot going on, some nights not much going on. this is a night that you think about all weekend. >> yeah. >> jimmy: just the clip of trump, the uphill clip alone. >> the uphill clip. and by the way, there was a good one on saturday that got bumped into the trash because of the uphill clip, and then he falls asleep. >> jimmy: and then he falls aceli asleep, which is the kind of thing we love. >> the good news is i think he is going to fall asleep again. he has a lot of trials and i don't think he is going goat more energy. >> jimmy: he is up all night feeting. >> you know what? i don't think he is giving good advice. >> jimmy: i know you -- i want to ask you about a photograph that you brought along. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is -- you went to the knicks game with your boy. >> so i brought my 6-year-old to

the first live sporting event of his life. i took him to a knicks game yesterday. >> jimmy: did he ask you to take him to the game? >> i was going take one kid to the rangers and one kid to the knicks. and i let the 8-year-old chose. and he got rangers so the 6-year-old got knicks. >> jimmy: i recently brought my 6-year-old son to a lakers game. it was lot of fun. >> basketball is the better choice. hockey is fun to watch, but there is no nonsense when they take time-outs because you can't have nonsense on ice. but there so much nonsense at a basketball game. >> jimmy: including the presence of tracy morgan. >> my son met tracy morgan. >> jimmy: who always has a lot of nonsense going on. >> it was, first of all, the highlight of the entire knicks game was my son meeting tracy morgan. now my son looks very happy then. my son did have a moment of stranger danger with tracy because tracy saw me and walked over. i don't want the get the quote wrong, but it was some version of him saying

. why are you so warm about this approach? but tracy was so sweet to axel, and he talked to a lot. he was very happy it was his first game. but tracy is wearing all knicks stuff. tracy walked away and my son goes is he one of the players? i said he is not, but basketball would be so much better if he was. if you got to have four basketball players and one tracy morgan on the court at all times, it would be absolutely fantastic. >> jimmy: i think tracy would be quite thrilled to be confused with one of the players for sure. >> happily. even if tracy was just in warm-ups on the bench. you never had to put him in, i think it would make the game better. >> jimmy: when i took my son billy to the game, he badly wanted to be on the jumbotron. >> sure. >> jimmy: kids are very really eager to be on. i feel like when i was that age, i would be hiding from the jumbotron. >> yes, i think i was very insecure as well. >> jimmy: these children, they're dancing and doing things that you've never seen them do. >> at least those kids are working for it. let's be honest, children of celebrities, they're going to

put them on the jumbotron. my kid got a free shot. >> jimmy: he got on the jumbotron? th >> they asked. before he even answered, yes. they cut to me and him. and the players were very nice, warm round of applause. and then later there was an actress sitting next to us one seat over. when they cut to her, my son leaned into her shot. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and i was saying you got to stop doing that. and he is "they love me." i don't know if you hear, they love me. >> jimmy: i need to bring something up to you. i don't know if you're aware of this, it's something i probably should have addressed privately. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your brother josh myers. very funny. >> very loyal to me. >> jimmy: has been making regular appearances on our show as california governor gavin newsom. i believe we have a clip. >> yo, yo, it's your number one bro giving you the 411 about a

proposition that is not only important but is also hella rad. proposition 14 for education. hey, go long! there is nothing more imperative than educating our tiny dudes, little ladies and all the other ones. >> jimmy: he is remarkable -- oh, there he is! [ cheering ] >> right on, right on! >> jimmy: wow, we have a special visitor with us tonight, the governor of california, gavin newsom is here tonight. [ cheering ] >> yes, yes! what's up, jimmy? >> why are you still in character? >> oh, man, you wouldn't believe what you get away with when people think you're the governor. some cop just gave me his taser. if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go legalize cocaine. >> wow! >> jimmy: that's josh meyers. more with josh's brother seth after this. we'll be right back. ♪

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♪ >> jimmy: we are back with the wonderful seth meyers. from "late night with seth meyers. and also, you know, we hosted a podcast. >> we did. >> jimmy: when we were on strike together. >> it was wonderful. >> jimmy: it was a lot of fun. it really was. i think people are disappointed by how much fun we had together.

>> i think people long for an era where we all hate each other and they're bumd out we found a common. >> jimmy: maybe we should give them what they want, start something. it was you and me john oliver, stephen colbert and jimmy fallon. we did the show together. >> it was like the avengers like five lesser superheroes, we want you to do a podcast about the avengers. >> jimmy: like hawkeye and his neighbors. do you remember the name of the podcast? >> well, i think you're referring to strike force five. >> jimmy: it's a little -- if you don't get it, you don't get it. that's all. [ applause ] if you're not laughing, you didn't listen. >> or they're not laughing because they did listen. >> jimmy: that's possible also. you have a podcast with your brother josh. >> i do, family trips. >> jimmy: which i was on. it was lot of fun. >> it was a lot of fun to have you on. >> jimmy: i have to say i don't have a ton of memories of my childhood, but i remember every

vacation. we only went on one vacation a year. i remember every bit of every terrible vacation we had as a kid. >> that's sort of the thesis of the podcast. if you get people to talk about the family trips, they have granular memory of details that happened. >> jimmy: it's so specific. it's such a great idea. >> yes. and i feel like people like knowing that everyone through all walks of life have had terrible vacations with their parents. >> jimmy: for me, it turned out all of them were terrible. and when i was about 14, i just stopped going on them. >> that's amazing when you talk to people like wait, you're allowed to stop? you're not the only one like that. and then i said i'm not going any more and i didn't go. >> jimmy: it's a big reason why i got a job at a young age. i have to work this weekend. sorry. have fun. and now we have a brand-new podcast which started this week. the guys from lonely island. >> in december. >> nobody cares! the podcast sucks! [ cheering ]

>> literally, everyone has a podcast now. >> i'm so sorry. i knew this was going to happen. >> jimmy: you knew this was going to happen? >> he really hates podcasts. >> jimmy: but he is on the podcast. how did you even get in here? >> i was down the block at the wax museum. as i am every monday, just, you know, checking out my favorite waxies. and i'm not sure if you know this, jimmy, but you have one there, a figurine. >> jimmy: yeah, i do know that. yeah. >> yeah. and do you know that if you pull down the trousers and climb into the butt, you go down a slide and it takes you to a tunnel that leads directly to your studio? >> jimmy: of course. i designed that tunnel. >> andy, do i have one? >> yeah, but when you climb into your butt, you just come out of the mouth and it scares people.

>> jimmy: that's terrible. we'll have to work on that. >> it looks like a bill birthday for american horror story. andy ways, that's how i say anyways. back to the heckles. podcasts suck! >> jimmy, the podcast i was going to talk about is the one i co-host with andy samberg. >> jimmy: with andy. >> it's about the work he did, his impressive work he did at "snl," the digital shorts which are iconic. >> jimmy: that's right. they were great. >> i better get in there to make sure. >>. >> jimmy: get into where? yeah, we only have the one chair each. we don't have a chair for you. >> it's okay, guys. i brought my own. it's a backpack chair. >> jimmy: oh. so let me >> jimmy: a chair that doubles as backpack? >> there we go. i was just at coachella.

so it works pretty good. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: you touched on what the podcast is about. >> yeah. >> can i have some of this? >> jimmy: that's water. >> it's a little late to ask. >> you're supposed to ask before you start chugging it. >> we're old friends, jimmy. it's weird to see you guys together. hey, be real. you guys talk about trump? >> you couldn't hear us in the tunnel? sorry. >> jimmy: no. actually, you're here. i might as well ask you about the podcast. what do you do specifically on the show? >> oh, man, it sucks so bad, jimmy. you have got check it out. >> jimmy: that doesn't seem like a great reason to listen to it. >> it is a great podcast. and again, andy, i'll be honest, he doesn't like the art form of podcasts. but he is very good on the podcast. and we talk about the very fun times we had together at "snl." >> dragged kicking and

screaming. i was told there was going toby massive payout. >> jimmy: is that what they said? how many lonely island shorts are there? >> there were 110 we think of lonely island shorts. >> jimmy: so this will be capped the series at 110 podcasts? >> i would be shocked if based on andy's behavior we make it to 30. [ laughter ] >> no, that's fair. >> jimmy: not past 30? no? >> we're going to go the whole way. and here is the thing about podcasts. >> okay, great. >> even though they suck, ours is great. you got to check it out. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: can i -- did you guys meet on "snl"? >> we did. >> jimmy: you didn't know before? >> we met on "snl." and one of my favorite things about andy, who i love very much and i think is a genius, did not like him right away. >> jimmy: oh really? >> i thought he was a good dude, but i thought his comedy was very sophom*oric. >> now you know better. >> jimmy: now he plays the french horn. >> exactly.

>> he does good comedy about crawling in butts. >> that's a good one. >> so andy used to do this bit. we would write very late at "snl" on tuesday nights. i would be at my computer, handy would come into my room. and i would be in the stress of trying to write a sketch. he would say hey, i'm going to the bathroom. you want to come with? and i would say i don't want to come with. it's a really long walk. i'd love the company. i would slam the door on hims. i had a frosted glass door that you can still see the silhouette of people. he would just stand at my door and just breathing really loud. >> just waiting to open it again slowly and ask if you want to come with again. >> and he wore me down, in every way, shape and form. and now i think he is the funniest dude in the world. i'm very happy. i i'm sorry that he hates it so much, but i'm happy to be doing a podcast. >> jimmy: you know what? michael jordan hated basketball. >> true. >> jimmy: i made it up, but it could be true.

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back to the show. music from black pumas is on the way. our next guest you know from "mad max: fury road", "daisy jones & the six," and she has a new series, "under the bridge" premiering wednesday on hulu. please welcome riley keough. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: great to have you here. you grew up here in hollywood, right? >> i didn't. i grew up in the valley. >> jimmy: in the valley, ah. >> i grew up in the valley.

i would come to hollywood to hang out with friends, like go to the sunset strip or like hang out in n out parking lots. >> jimmy: really? you would hang out in the parking lot at nn out? >> i don't know. i did. >> jimmy: and your friends would gather there? >> i mean, it happened a few times, yeah. we would hang. >> jimmy: interesting. you chose out. you had a choice between in and out. >> i chose out. i actually met dakota johnson in the parking lot of in-n-out. >> jimmy: how old was she? >> it was her 16th birthday. >> jimmy: wow, really? that's where you met? >> we met in the parking lot, yeah, at in-n-out. and then we became very good life-long friends. we formed a band together. >> jimmy: what was the name of the band? >> it was called folky p*rn. >> jimmy: that's a very good name for a band. who came up with the name? >> i don't remember. i think like we came up with it together. we were both having like a bit

of a depressive trip in new york, and we would songs gig songs. >> jimmy: like what? >> a lot of to be dylan. and we would video ourselves on photo booth. >> jimmy: really? set up the laptop, sing. >> and then her brother would play guitar and the videos went nowhere. >> jimmy: were you both lead singers? >> we would sing together, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, wow. no one was harmonizing or anything. just together. >> jimmy: just together. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you get together and do any of the songs together? >> we don't. but we have like often talked about quitting acting and taking it on the road. >> jimmy: 100%! you could open for coldplay, you guys. why not, right? >> we would be great at opening for coldplay. >> jimmy: yes, you would. even if you weren't great, it doesn't matter, because the words "folky p*rn" would be on the marquee. >> isn't it crazy there is not a

band called that? >> jimmy: well, there is. they're just defunct right now. you can defunctify them. >> we're going the a comeback schedule. >> jimmy: you have this show on hulu. "under the bridge." >> it's a true story about a 14-year-old girl from canada named reena burk who went missing. and sort of explores that through the lens of a novelist and a police officer. >> jimmy: you play the novelist. >> i do. >> jimmy: and this novelist, this woman specifically wanted you to play her? >> she did. she sadly passed away actually three weeks after i was cast. but she wanted myself and she wanted lily and, you know. >> jimmy: is that how you got involved with this? because she specifically wanted you? or was it a coincidence? >> no. i think she wanted me. and the show creators came to me. and i met with them. they didn't tell me in that moment that rebecca wanted me. >> jimmy: that's kind of -- >> a lot of pressure.

>> jimmy: right, sure. lily is lily gladstone who is nominated for oscar. >> yes. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and you're also starring in a movie that i find very interesting about sasquatch, i am. >> jimmy: it's called "sasquatch sunset." yousasquatch. >> i play a sasquatch, yeah. >> jimmy: you play a lady sasquatch? >> a female, uh-huh. >> jimmy: and when -- >> no one clapped for that. [ applause ] >> jimmy: there is a big foot family living in the back of the theater. how do you -- is there any kind of do you establish parameters as far as how to behave like a sasquatch? >> oh, yeah. none of us had ever played a sasquatch before. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> surprisingly.

>> jimmy: none of you? >> none of us. so they put us into a sasquatch boot camp where we had like three days where first we had no costumes on. and we were -- >> jimmy: you were walking around in jeans pretending to be sasquatch? yeah. >> and we had a movement coach. and they came in and told us to walk. and then they started making it more and more complicated. then they would bring food in. so it was walking and eating and then they would bring smoked salmon and berries and leaves. and so we were doing all these things as sasquatches. and then they put the costumes on us the next day. >> jimmy: at any point did you think this might be a prank? there might not even be a movie? it might be a ruse. >> at one point i thought it was really good idea to film like 45 minutes of it. so i have a whole other movie of sasquatch eating. >> jimmy: boot camp. and then of course you get into makeup and costume. and you look like a very cute --

[ applause ] >> jimmy: very friendly sasquatch. how does the sasquatch know which one are the females andri wry the males? because you both have beards it seems like. >> well, if you saw me without the vest. >> jimmy: i see. so this is not part of the thing? you're wearing a patagonia? >> the patagonia was for the laughs. >> jimmy: the yeti tumbler and the patagonia were not part of the deal that looks unpleasant to be in, i'll tell you that. >> that was like the camper. >> jimmy: i shouldn't say it looks unpleasant. that is literally what my body looks like. [ laughter ] it is unpleasant. >> it was unpleasant to be in your body every day. >> jimmy: well, imagine the reverse. i heard there is a sasquatch sex scene as well. >> there is. yeah. >> jimmy: you're in that? >> i am. >> jimmy: who is the other actor? >> proudly.

one of the directors, yeah. ben zellner, yeah. >> jimmy: he is -- >> he is with me making love. >> jimmy: did they teach you how a sasquatch would do that at the camp? >> they did. >> jimmy: they did. i had a feeling they would work that in. >> well, no, so like there was a rehearsal. and i think they were trying to be kind to me and step me out for the rehearsal. so nathan was rehearsing with a trash can. [ laughter ] and i remember just walking over, and he was just like -- but it was all, you know -- [ laughter ] but you can see the real scene in the trail fer you watch the trailer. >> jimmy: okay. it's in the trailer. >> you should go see the movie. but if you just want to see that, you can just watch the trailer. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i think it all sounds interesting to me. by the way, before you go, i have a little gift for you. i'm going to pull it out of the box since we only have a second. this is something we just saw

this, and it occurred to us that it was so perfect for you. did you see the movie "barbie"? >> i just did on the airplane. >> jimmy: so this perfect for you. we just add ed see what i'm saying? >> that's so cool. these are on sale now. so it works out great. >> this is amazing. thank you. >> jimmy: riley keough, everybody, "under the bridge" premieres wednesday. we'll be back with black pumas. >> lou: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by tequila don julio, an icon of modern mexico.

>> lou: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by tequila don julio, an icon of modern mexico. >> jimmy: thanks to seth meyers, riley keough, josh meyers and andy samberg. apologies to matt damon. nightline is next but first, their album "chronicles of a diamond" is out now. here with the song "ice cream (pay phone)," black pumas! [ cheering and applause ] ♪

♪ hey there little darling can i call you on a pay phone ♪ ♪ stay gold little darling but i promise you that i won't i won't stay gone ♪ ♪ too long ♪ ♪ hey there little darling can i get you back at my home ♪ ♪ lovely little darling and i promise you that i won't won't ♪ ♪ i won't be gone for long too long ♪ ♪ too long ♪ ♪ so show me where you want it baby show me all you got ♪ ♪ i got my ice cream cake with vanilla on top ♪ ♪ just show me where you want it baby show me all you got ♪ ♪ i got my ice cream cake

with vanilla on top ♪ ♪ my ice cream cake with vanilla on top ♪ ♪ my ice cream cake with vanilla on top ♪ ♪ my ice cream cake ♪ ♪ hey there little darling can i kiss you get you back at my home ♪ ♪ i promise you that i won't, i won't be gone for not too long, baby ♪ ♪ so hold on ♪ ♪ operator dial my lover fast as you can ♪ ♪ lemon squeeze me lemonade i have to make it there ♪ ♪ love upon ya california when i feel fine ♪ ♪ new york city to texas land i'll be back home darling ♪ ♪ call my love right now so shimmy shimmy rock ♪ ♪ ice cream cake ice cream cake ♪

♪ look you can sit yourself down pick up that telephone now ♪ ♪ ice cream cake ice cream cake ♪ ♪ or forever hold your peace darling ♪ ♪ ice cream cake ice cream cake ♪ ♪ i'm not too proud to beg down to my knees ♪ ♪ ice cream cake ice cream cake ♪ ♪ cuz love my lover missed you so ♪ ♪ with vanilla on top vanilla on top ♪ ♪ can i call you on the telephone ♪ ♪ with vanilla on top vanilla on top ♪ ♪ 'cause you need my love right now ♪ ♪ my ice cream cake with vanilla on top ♪ ♪ it's been too long oohh oohh ♪ oohh oohh ♪ ♪ so show me where you want it baby show me all you got ♪

♪ i got my ice cream cake with vanilla on top ♪ ♪ show me where you want it baby show me all you got ♪ ♪ i got my ice cream cake with vanilla on top ♪ ♪ ♪ i love my lover, i missed you so ♪ ♪ it won't be long at a rodeo ♪ ♪ bring me home now ♪ ♪ show me how you ♪ ♪ so show me where you want it baby show me all you got ♪ ♪ i got my ice cream cake with vanilla on top ♪ [ cheering and applause ] ♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, hoop dreams. >> the indiana fever select caitlin clark! >> university of iowa superstar caitlin clark, the number one

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